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Less is Moore
I’m sick of Michael Moore regurgitating everything he reads in the liberal press and making it a best seller by putting his has-been press photos on the cover. The stupidest, whitest male featured in that book appears in the "about the author" section. – Chuck, Hoboken
You’ve got a point, Chucky. Those press photos are irreeee…sistable.
Getting around and around
It sounds like that Maxwell’s swing scene is the place to pick up. But are these people just there to dance or do they really want to "swing?" – Harvey M., Hoboken
No guarantees. We suggest bringing your significant other just in case.
What’s in a two-step?
Out of curiosity, what is the difference between the foxtrot and the jitterbug? – Miriam, Jersey City
One of them you can be stopped with a can of Raid.
I can’t believe Mister Cee, the Hot 97.1 FM Deejay, actually had the wisdom to come up with advice as profound as "Know yourself. Do what you like to do." He should write an autobiography called "No Duh." – Eric, Jersey City
Interesting that you said that. It’ll be out this summer.
What’s the weather supposed to be like this Saturday? – Heather, Weehawken
With medium pressure being filtered in through the Northern peninsula, sunny skies mixed in with some midday clouds being shifted over from the west makes way for a 90 percent chance of B.S.