Dear Editor:
Hoboken, the Ultimate Party Town. Hey kids, check out Facebook, don’t miss the giant annual frat party (St. Patrick’s Day Parade, wink, wink) on the streets of Hoboken. Careful though, you may not want to come all that way – the city has tough fines and strict rules to make sure nothing gets out of control. But what are the chances of things getting crazy? On a Saturday? Bars open at 9 a.m.? 13,000 hits on Facebook? What can happen?
And don’t worry, all those bothersome families, seniors and people that actually live here will be hiding in their homes, out of your way. What, you thought Hoboken was a sophisticated city of working people, prideful small business owners, professionals, artists and families? Forget about it! Drink up! Trash the town! The Hoboken bars deserve to make a living. We just live here.
C. Tisdell