See you in 2013

Dear Editor:

Do you think The Hoboken St. Patrick’s day Parade Committee should change their name to the committee to reelect Dawn Zimmer? You know with all the love between them and all! Kinda reminds me of a song: “O Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling”.
Maybe next year, the mayor can call up the National Guard. Perhaps, they could even wear green. It would be much cheaper than hiring 150 police officers since the expense would be paid from state and national funds. Besides, who’s gonna mess around with Paratroopers Tanks and Tactical Nuclear weapons?
Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Eric Dennis Mc Garrison

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