NEW JERSEY — “Real Housewives of New Jersey” was a repeat this week. So we didn’t find out any more about what was happening with the Manzos, Gorgas, and Giudices a year ago.
Maybe the gang was busy enjoying a picnic. Maybe they weren’t.
Maybe Albie Manzo, Chris Manzo, and Greg Bennett had guests over their apartment in Hoboken. Maybe they didn’t.
Here are some things that might have happened if it had been a new episode:
-Caroline Manzo might have given advice.
-Kathy Wakile might have pointed out what a good mother does.
-Joe Gorga might have pointed out what a real man does (talks about sex a whole lot, according to him).
-Joe Giudice might have been shirtless.
-Everyone might have believed him or herself to be classier-than-thou.
-No one really would be.
-Chris Laurita and Albert Manzo might hang back, a bit too mature for this crew.
-Vito might…wait, where is Vito most of the time, anyway?
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