This week’s weather: 95 % chance of boring, followed by a mix of dull and uninteresting

HUDSON COUNTY — If you were a fan of last week’s gray, soupy mess, you may be disappointed that this week will offer sunshine, warm temperatures, and absolutely no hurricanes. Let your friends with their Punta Cana photos on Facebook eat their hearts out.
Monday and Tuesday will be full of nothing but sun. Just sun. No clouds, not a one. Temps will be in the fifties on Monday and rise to a balmy 70 on Tuesday.
Wednesday might be a bit more lively with a little drizzle, but don’t get your hopes up. It will still reach a high of 70.
Thursday and Friday will be partly sunny with temperatures growing colder. Like Marty McFly, you’ll be heading back to the 50s. The low on Friday will be in the low 40s, so cold weather will return.
If you like wicked weather, don’t worry. It will likely be back soon and you will regret it.