Dear Editor: Jon Gordon, we are about to make your dreams come true. We all know how badly you desire to be elected to something again. Who could forget the mess you left the one time you were elected? Well, you have been unanimously voted the winner of your Mile Square Fool Award! Although all of your letters make you the perfect candidate, you last letter qualified yourself as the defacto Mile Square Fool (at least you were chosen for something). Your friend Phyllis Spinelli finished a tight second and Mikey Lenz just squeezed into third place. Keep those thoughts and especially the childish jingles coming in — we all need a good laugh and certainly at your expense! Phyllis Albino