Well, it’s too late for him to apply, but a guy named Matthew who’s a Master of Fine Arts student at Columbia U. has a story in their campus paper, the Spectator, today saying he’s just corrupt enough to run for mayor of Hoboken – or at least, he has the adequate crime experience.
What do you think? Is it time for an Ivy Leaguer to be in charge? That was just meant as a sports designation anyway.
Click here to decide if you want to encourage Matt on. At least he’s more qualified than Artie Lange.