The wild umbrella

Marcus stepped outside his house and looked up at a sky that was as gray as a pigeon’s feathers.

“Rain” he thought, though the streets were still dry.

Miles away, thunder was grousing. As he walked toward the train station, a few icy drops fell on his scalp and down the back of his neck.

With a sigh, he reached into his nylon briefcase, rummaged around among the paperbacks and wrinkled photocopies, and pulled out a black, compact umbrella.

Pressing a button on the handle made it blossom, with a pleasing “twack,” like a black flower. One of its points had come loose, and a portion of the fabric flapped back and forth like a broken wing.

A sudden gust turned the umbrella inside out. Marcus pivoted and aimed it into the wind, which pushed it back into its proper shape with another “twack.”

As he trudged along, the shifting wind forced him to do a little dance, aiming the umbrella in different directions to keep it from deforming again.

While he was doing this, he bumped into a trench-coated stranger walking in the opposite direction, who was also fighting to keep his umbrella under control. The umbrellas brushed against each other with a swishing sound. Marcus caught a glimpse of the man’s face: thin, wrinkled, with a whitish beard, and momentarily startled.

“Watch where you’re going, knucklehead,” the man barked. Just as he said this, another gust filched the umbrella from his grip, and the man went scuttling down the shiny sidewalk after it. It blew into traffic and was crushed by a passing van. “S—!” the man yelled, not so much at Marcus as at a malicious world.

Marcus turned away and resumed his march toward the train station. It was raining harder now, and the bottoms of his pant legs were getting soaked. He stopped at an intersection, waiting for cars to pass.

The umbrella tugged at his hand as if it wanted to escape. The station was in sight, less than a block away, and, despite the downpour, a tiny aperture of blue had appeared in the sky.

It’s a bad umbrella, he thought. He released it to the wind, and it flew off into the sky, like a wild bird.

– Michael Gates

Michael Gates is a writer and a Hudson County resident. Comments on this story can be sent to: current@hudsonreporter.com.

BACK PAGE POETRY:

HillBilly Observation

They claim she’s a gold digger,
But I never saw her hold
A single tool or shovel
To dig up all that gold.

They say she’s just a loser,
But that’s a bunch of crock;
She ventures out each day
And finds her way right back.

Rats!!!

One morn in Spring,
I found my prince
Carrying my shoe.

He tried it on
This dame, and – darn!
It fit her too.

Me and My face

Me and my face,
We’re quite a pair;
Wherever I go, she goes.

Be it a race
Or up the stairs,
She beats me by a nose.

– Jacqueline Hallenbeck

Jacqueline Hallenbeck is a poet and Jersey City resident. Comments on the poems can be sent to: current@hudsonreporter.com.

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