Dept. of college campus causes
The following was sent to us by a PR company:
Voters For Choice Action Fund and Choice USA Introduces Campus Emergency Contraceptive Campaigns: "Some Animals Mate up to Five Times Before Conception; Some College Students Aren’t So Lucky."
Hello, Wanted to make certain you received the information I sent over about the Emergency Contraception (EC) campaigns on four college campuses nationwide. Rutgers’ campaign is currently underway.
These campaigns include handing out information on EC such as where to get it, what it is, why it works and literature that reads "Getting Laid. But Not Getting Screwed," among other information.
Dept. of delectable depressors
The following was sent to us from the publicity department of Invent-Tech.
New tongue depressor designed to appeal to patients’ sweet tooth
Fun 4 Me Tongue Depressor, a new design for depressors, has been developed to draw upon the appeal of sweet confections to aid reluctant patients in cooperating during office visits. It resists slipping and provides long-lasting functionality. Simply constructed using inexpensive materials, it is a low-cost item to produce. Affordable pricing and cost-effectiveness makes it appealing to a wide market of dentists, physical therapists and other consumers at commercial and institutional establishments.
Dept of inventive ad campaigns
The following was sent to us from the Valspar Corporation:
Manufacturer salutes classic Goof Offs
People who take life easy like to point out that Sir Isaac Newton was struck by the principle of gravity while napping under an apple tree. Columbus took off for a cruise to India and ended up discovering America. Alexander Fleming might never have turned up penicillin’s antibiotic properties if he’d bothered to keep the Petri dishes from stacking up in his laboratory sink.
Let’s salute those fruitful accidents in honor of National Goof Off Day, celebrated on March 22, with the goof off mantra: Never expend more energy than you need to accomplish your goals.
That principle certainly applies to cleaning up after painting projects around the house. Why scrape and scrub those stubborn latex paint splatters and drips when you can Goof Off?
Billed as "The Ultimate Remover," Goof Off quickly and easily removes latex paint from practically any surface….
Goof Off is the lazy person’s choice for cleaning spray equipment, removing paint and tar from automobiles, cleaning tools and removing paint from clothes…
Take 10 minutes to clean up those drips and splatters. Your spouse will be impressed – as long as you don’t mention you were just Goofing Off. Then, take a nice not bath in honor of another famous goof-off, Archimedes, the mathematician of ancient Greece who discovered the concept of measuring volume through water displacement while soaking in the tub.