Current Exchange

Send short, interesting missives to current@hudsonreporter.com. Or write Current, 1400 Washington St., Box 3069, Hoboken, NJ. Long, earnest letters on serious matters should go to the long, earnest journalistic side of the office.

Stupid

I don’t have an affiliation with the Elks Club, have never stepped foot in an Elks Club and don’t have any plans to do so in my future. Having said that, after reading the recent missive printed in your paper, two words come to mind. Stupid response! – Gerry

You don’t set “foot” in an Elks Lodge, Gerry; you set “hoof.”

Night out narratives

Did Eugene Mulero have a better time spending the evening in Jersey City or Hoboken? (Current cover stories from May 17 and May 31). – Harold, Hoboken

That’s like comparing Granny Smith’s and clementines.

Making the band

I live in Hoboken, and my band is playing in NYC in two weeks. Would you print a photo if I sent one? – Lil’ Todd

Send it with info and a phone number enough in advance, and we’ll do our best.

Local papers 101

Are the Jersey City Reporter and the Hoboken Reporter and the Current the same company? – Roger

These fine publications, as well as several others, are part of the Hudson Reporter newspaper group. Over, Roger. Roger, over.

Eek

Can you give me the address of that Elk’s Lodge, as mentioned a few weeks ago? I would like to mount the elk. – Anonymous

It’s, uh, a little north of our coverage area. It’s in … the North Pole. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

There’s a waiting list

How much does it cost to mount the elk? – Anonymous

We continue to refuse to take the bait.

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