Please check off the reasons you should be allowed into Hoboken:
___ Suddenly crave fresh mutz
___ Need to fill out my absentee ballot
___ Have to catch train to Basking Ridge
___ Someone told me it’s a ‘nuclear free zone’
___ Want to watch Russo work out
___ Need to go to Blockbuster to return “The Million Dollar Duck”
___ Want to be first on line to use the municipal pool
___ Bought newfangled Beemer and need to test “turbo drive”
___ Heard about the low, low rates for placing a classified ad in the Hudson Reporter chain of newspapers (201-798-7800)!
___ Heard Current writers needed help coming up with funny lines for Hoboken Driving Permit