In the 1980s, the Hudson Reporter newspapers ran a popular column called Mr. Snitch. Mr. S. would report anonymously about the doings of certain high-profile people in Hudson County – also keeping them anonymous. If Snitch caught you, beware! We still get requests for the column sometimes. In honor of April Fool’s Day, Snitch blessed us with a special edition.
A certain young professional who works in Manhattan frequently dawdles at his job until after 7 p.m. because if he stays after 7, his company picks up the tab for dinner.
A certain couple who lives in the Tea Building never closes their drapes. Recently, they had sex and then ordered sushi from Kobe.
A major New York-based developer is credited with having built a lot of housing in the Newport section of Jersey City. But actually, he didn’t really build it himself. He usually hires a construction firm to do that.
A certain young man in his twenties who works on Wall Street was recently spotted hung over.
A reporter at a major New York daily newspaper who used to work for the Hudson Reporter is sometimes seen downstairs picking up our newspaper. At other times, he just comes by to use the Mac machine across the street.
A Hoboken politician was recently upset with something we wrote.
A koala bear is not a bear. It is a marsupial.
There’s a Hoboken politico who secretly wants to be elected mayor on May 9. He has lived in town all his life and is said to have three children.