There is a nice girl named Marie
who wants to move in with me,
so I said, ‘Far Out’
and without a doubt,
we’re as happy as can be.
She cooks my meals so tender
and adds such warmth and splendor,
As I kiss her ear
and say I love you my dear,
and promise never to leave her.
Then she came to me one day,
and said there’s a child on the way,
I was so thrilled with joy,
as I hoped for a boy
but a girl will be okay.
Christian Lack