Since Nets star Kris Humphries is back to living in Hoboken again (at least, according to Radar.com), we’re bringing you recaps of the reality show that chronicles the disintegration of his marriage to model Kim Kardashian, “Kourtney and Kim Take New York.” After all, it was this trainwreck that brought our beloved 6-foot-9 hunk back to us.
And now, the recap:
This episode is all about fakery. Kourtney fakes still being attracted to Scott. Kris fakes still wanting to be married to Kim. Jonathan fakes being attracted to females. Scott fakes being solvent enough to drop $1.5 mil on a piano for their hotel suite even though he doesn’t know how to play, because “It looks good.” And the entire show fakes that it’s a reality show when this week’s subplots were so clearly laid out by sitcom writers that they must have been recycled from the 1978-79 season of “Three’s Company.”
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