Ivan didn’t mind doing the dishes. In fact, he enjoyed it. There was something soothing and almost meditative about immersing his hands in the warm water, squeezing the sponge, and wandering through the white clouds of soap suds, searching for sunken forks.
Even the greasy pans and plates didn’t bother him. He liked transforming their dirty faces into smooth, clean circles of porcelain and steel. It all seemed to take a lifetime, but he didn’t mind.
That was partly because Ivan could look out the window over the sink while he worked. The window looked out into an alley between his building and the apartment next door, barely 10 feet away. And directly across from him was another window, through which he could often see a gray-haired man who appeared to be about 70 – almost twice Ivan’s age – habitually pacing.
The man walked back and forth across the room constantly, at least, while Ivan did his dishes at about 7 every night. The man never seemed to notice that he was being observed as he strode back and forth, with his hands behind his back. He seemed to be talking to himself.
Ivan was no lip reader, but the man seemed to be mouthing the word “future” over and over.
This went on for weeks. The man was obviously obsessive compulsive, Ivan thought. Gradually, he began to notice other things in the room across the alley besides the pacer. There were Native American masks on the walls and dusty stacks of National Geographic magazines on tables and chairs. And something caught Ivan’s eye on the table next to the crazy man’s window: a gold watch.
It looked exactly like the Seiko watch Ivan had lost months ago – the antique timepiece that his dead father had given him and that he suspected had fallen off outside his building the day he had moved in. Ivan had been carrying a stack of boxes when the band broke. He had gone back to look for the watch a minute later, but it was gone. Someone must have picked it up and taken it, he assumed. Now he knew who.
One hot summer Saturday, Ivan noticed that Mr. Crazy had left his window open and didn’t appear to be at home. The gold watch was still on the table, glittering and calling to him, but out of reach.
Ivan had an idea.
He took a mop out of the closet and wrapped some duct tape around the end of the handle, making sure to leave some of the sticky side exposed. He reached out of his own window and poked the handle through the window of the apartment across the alley. He managed to get the watch to stick to the tape, and began to pull the mop handle back.
Just before he was able to grab the watch, though, it fell, disappearing into the shadows four stories below. There was a sickening, splintering sound, and the rumble of pigeons fluttering.
That evening, Ivan washed his dishes and watched his neighbor pacing back and forth, as always. God damn him, Ivan thought.
The old man suddenly stopped, as if he had heard the words out loud. For the first time, he turned and faced Ivan, looking him in the eye. He raised his hand and pointed his index finger at his dish-washing voyeur, as if his hand was a gun. His lips moved, and Ivan didn’t have any doubt about the simple word they formed: “Pow!” – Michael Gates
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