Dear Editor:
For anyone who is aggrieved that homeowners with driveways are the specific cause of nuisance to those without driveways, I offer a solution: I’ll swap places with you. I’ll park both our cars on the street and you park in our driveway for 10 bucks a day. If you decline my offer, every time you walk to your vehicle in the future you can massage the thought of your saving $3650 per year. Perhaps that would slake your thirst for the revenge you seek through having your neighbors ticketed for parking legally on the street.
Sheldan (nose-in-the-air) Collins