The Current‘s night crew recently stopped by Scotland Yard at 72 Hudson St. in Hoboken to sit down and talk to a few people and make new friends.Here’s what they had to say:
Scotland Yard bartenders
Name: Joe Bruno and Michael Digiocchino
From: New York City
Status: Single and married
Favorite drink: Scotch
Most popular drink at the Bar: beer
Weirdest experience at a club or bar?
"Three girls and two guys came in before last call two months. Before their first drink was put down, people were taking their clothes off and one girl made me take a shot of tequila off her stomach."
What should a person consider before purchasing a hairpiece?
"Glue quality and dry clean or regular wash."
Last words:
"Come see Joe and Mike, a couple of guys trying to get out of the basement."
Name: Danny Figueroa
From: Newark
Status: Taken
Favorite drink: Purple Mother____er
How drunk are you now?
"Ugly girls are good-looking to me."
Weirdest experience at a club or bar?
"Transvestites pushed up on me at River Street (club) about a year ago."
What should a person consider before purchasing a hairpiece?
"How fake they are."
Last words:
"Can I get a table dance?"
Name: David Speiser
From: Brooklyn
Status: Single
Favorite drink: Sapphire Martini with a twist
How drunk are you now?
"Sober."
Weirdest experience at a club or bar?
"A girl took off all her clothes and started dancing at the Limelight about two years ago."
What should a person consider before purchasing a hairpiece?
"Just shave it off, man!"
Last words:
"Give that lady a double."
Name: Stefanie Sharp and Megan Shaughnessy
From: New York City and Morristown
Status: Single
Favorite drink: Vodka and seltzer, and Red Stripe
How drunk are you now?
"Not and buzzed."
Weirdest experience at a club or bar?
"A friend of ours jumped on the bar and took her clothes off three months ago at a local Hoboken establishment."
What should a person consider before purchasing a hairpiece?
"Matching color, style, length and no comb-overs."
Last words:
"We’re missing all the guys and our third musketeer. She’s too busy tonight."