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Independent filmmaker wanted
Robert Capelli Jr. is just about the hottest thing I’ve ever seen! I bet he’s going to be a great actor because he’s so hot. – Jennifer, Hoboken
That doesn’t mean he’s a great actor. But it puts him in the running for an Oscar.
Bring it on
Aside from sounding like a corny little pansy, Robert Capelli Jr. actually wears a shirt that says "Hoboken: no place for wimps." Tell him to come to Jersey City, pretty boy.
– Harvey M., Jersey City
Sounds like someone’s got a crush.
Tardy toddlers
Hey, what happen to the Hoboken Baby Parade that was advertised in your paper last week? I’m six months pregnant and was looking forward to seeing the competition for next year. – Mom-To-Be, Hoboken
Unfortunately, the parade committee decided it was too cold. Bunch of babies.
Sure bet
Willie McBride’s really is a great place to hang. I met my last five girlfriends there. – Timmy, Hoboken
Last five? You must be looking for love in all the same places.
Lucky numbers
Do you have any idea what numbers I should pick for this week’s pick six? – Naomi G., Weehawken
I happened to get a hot tip from a friend of mine who works for the NJ Lottery Commission. Expect a large majority of winning numbers to have two digits.
By the way
How are you doing?
Fine. We told you that.